god-murderer:

^

luckytwodollarbill:

autoimmuneamy:

“Do you want to talk about it or be distracted from it” is honestly the best thing you can say to me when I say im sad/in pain etc.

this is really good advice to say to anyone who is upset

seatrench:

Gentoo Penguin

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just-shower-thoughts:

It takes less muscles to lie down and pretend that you are dead than it does to smile.

brujahinaskirt:

poetfish:

dreamhouse777:

if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack

Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: “trying” each other for piracy. The “accused” would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.

As we all suspected, pirates are theater nerds.

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falling, catching // Touya and Yukito

faikitty:

Title: falling, catching
Pairing: Touya/Yukito
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,785
Summary: Kissing Touya might be a mistake, but Yukito has no choice.
A/N: I was talking to Lara last night about Touyuki kissing for the first time and we killed each other dead. Thus this sappy mess was born. It’s the gayest thing I have ever written, dear god.
Warnings: Might rot your teeth out.

Also on AO3.

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“They what?”

Yukito is laughing before Touya even finishes his story. He sits next to Touya on the couch, leaning lightly against him. It’s late; Touya only returned home from work a few minutes ago, and he came in looking annoyed. It was only his first day, he told Yukito as he plopped himself down heavily next to him on the couch, and the kids have already put him through hell. Yukito was confused for a moment. Touya rarely works jobs where he has to interact with children, but then he remembered Touya mentioning something about a mascot position outside of one of the neighborhood stores.

“They were already climbing all over me,” Touya complains, his hands folded behind his head. “It was only a matter of time before one of the little monsters got their hands underneath the head and pulled it off.”

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melaninpopsseverely:

babydogdoo:

Black cats are beautiful

i love them so much

just-shower-thoughts:

It feels harder to wake up at 5am than it does to stay up to 5am.